Add the Punchline to Our Octopus Cartoon

If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your southwest suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Mike Bius, who provided the winning punchline to 

I don't care if he WAS a gift, I am STILL going to check his mouth!


Christina Diamond February 23, 2012 at 12:48 AM
"Yes, Mr. Octo, as we realize you can do the work of 8 people, we still find it financially beneficial to continue outsourcing to China."
Cindy February 23, 2012 at 12:50 AM
One more question: Do your company offer ink insurance?
Dennis Sully Sullivan February 23, 2012 at 12:57 AM
Don't give me that look, I caught you red handed stealing multiple company supplies alll at the same time.
Lucy February 23, 2012 at 02:15 AM
I would REALLY like to give you the job but the ad specifically stated Octopus, not sextopus.
Miguel Sanchez February 23, 2012 at 09:13 PM
Worst Sharon Stone impression ever!!


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