Think You're Funny? Add the Punchline to Our Comic
If you've got the wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and make us laugh.
Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your southwest suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!
At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.
Yorkvillian
7:02 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011
At least we know he's a clown up front rather than finding out two years into the presidency.
Erno of the Brook
7:05 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011
If you can't find quality candidates, blame yo'self!
Barby Doll
7:15 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011
"This might be the best of all our candidates."
Cheryl
7:39 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011
At least he changed the spelling of his name since the last time he ran.
Bobo VonBobo
7:39 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011
Now that we have civil unions in Kendall County Hazel, I'm leaving you to marry BOBO. I've always loved clowns.
jaskie1505
7:50 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011
Public Announcement: No animals were harmed while constructing balloon figures.
jaskie1505
7:58 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011
He's not really running. He's just warming up the audience for Herman Cain.
jaskie1505
8:11 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011
His euphoria will be short lived once the press start digging into his past life.
Mike
8:18 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011
"He used to be a sidekick to a bear named Yogi, until the economic downturn caused him to lose a couple 'o's."
Audrey Altringer
2:23 pm on Wednesday, November 9, 2011
Mike, I like your caption!
Tina Conley
8:21 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011
Let the Circus begin....
Cherie Johnson
8:24 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011
"Oh, he's an environmentalist all right....I hear he drives a prius and carpools with 20 of his closest friends."
Maren
10:11 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011
Nice
Keith Sydney
8:31 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011
Don't know if he is Democrat or Rebublican, but it doesn't matter there all clowns anyway.
Mary Ocean
8:32 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011
Darien resident's unite together for the next election in 2015 with a new candidate against Mayor Weaver!!!! Bobo's a lock, the city is run like a circus anyway!!!!!!!
Jay Weldon
8:44 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011
Some choose a dog and pony show this one likes to use balloons.
forget me
8:52 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011
Now! Now ! Mr. Cook, quit clowning around & get to business!
Maren
9:01 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011
After finishing top of his class at Clown College, Bobo decided to pursue his career in Acting.
He puts the "fun" in "federal funding"!
Just Thinking Ahead
9:39 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011
I think I voted for him last year...but his name was Bozo then!
Just Thinking Ahead
9:41 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011
I think I voted for him last year...but then his name was Bozo!
Uncle Jesus
9:44 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011
"I don't know what he's talking about, but at least we know where he stands."
Tim rice
9:46 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011
I guess there is even grade inflation in Clown College these days.
Jim
10:13 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011
When we said the new candidate would have big shoes to fill...we should have been more specific on the other qualifications....
JGMB
12:22 pm on Wednesday, November 9, 2011
Just letting you know that I think your caption is the funniest!
Jill
10:48 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011
"Which one is this again? They all look the same...."
Ray
10:52 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011
"He's actually not bad, for an incumbent!"
RF
11:00 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011
"I drank some of his Kool-Aid and now don't even care that he has no experience. Plus he promised no new taxes on balloons....just Christmas trees."
Brenda Zych
11:01 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011
Hey, I thought this clown was being sent off to prison...
Lauren Lawson
11:06 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011
"He knows how to make balloon animals?! I love those!"
JLO
11:07 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011
I am running on a platform of Change in the County Executive office... see I've already changed a letter in my last name so you can tell the difference I will bring to the office from the last Bozo.
forget me
11:12 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011
I swear I never saw those balloons before!
forget me
11:13 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011
Larry King wants his suspenders back
Erik Gustafson
11:21 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011
"They say he was born in an elephant pen in the middle of Iowa. His birth certificate was written on a circus program and signed off by the circus Veterinarian. Well, at least there were witnesses that can confirm he was born in the US!" ... "Yeah, but he has shoes made by Deficit and balloons the shape of dollar signs!"
forget me
11:58 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011
What about my latex allergy?
John Beskoon
12:57 pm on Wednesday, November 9, 2011
Make Your vote count!
Olddeegee
1:53 pm on Wednesday, November 9, 2011
"So then he proceeds to harass her by asking her to 'go clown' on him."
ts
6:07 pm on Wednesday, November 9, 2011
The tea party loves this guy.He is white middle age man who wears a tie and writes in english
Ken
7:34 pm on Wednesday, November 9, 2011
Same ole same ole.
Ken
7:36 pm on Wednesday, November 9, 2011
I hear that he has a long blood line of politicians in his family.
Pat Gavros
9:09 pm on Wednesday, November 9, 2011
The candidate is the balloon.....full of hot air!
jim birch
7:47 am on Thursday, November 10, 2011
I know we love him, but will the voters in the general election take him seriously?
J Simon
12:41 pm on Thursday, November 10, 2011
You really have to admire his honesty!
jaskie1505
4:10 pm on Thursday, November 10, 2011
No, he's not running for anything, he's Rick Perry's debate coach.
Phil Besler
8:38 pm on Sunday, November 13, 2011
Wasn't this supposed to be the election to kick the Washington Insiders out?