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Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your southwest suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

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What's your punchline? Tell us in the comments.

Yorkvillian

7:02 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011

At least we know he's a clown up front rather than finding out two years into the presidency.

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Erno of the Brook

7:05 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011

If you can't find quality candidates, blame yo'self!

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Barby Doll

7:15 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011

"This might be the best of all our candidates."

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Cheryl

7:39 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011

At least he changed the spelling of his name since the last time he ran.

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Bobo VonBobo

7:39 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Now that we have civil unions in Kendall County Hazel, I'm leaving you to marry BOBO. I've always loved clowns.

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jaskie1505

7:50 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Public Announcement: No animals were harmed while constructing balloon figures.

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jaskie1505

7:58 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011

He's not really running. He's just warming up the audience for Herman Cain.

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jaskie1505

8:11 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011

His euphoria will be short lived once the press start digging into his past life.

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Mike

8:18 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011

"He used to be a sidekick to a bear named Yogi, until the economic downturn caused him to lose a couple 'o's."

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Cherie Johnson

8:24 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011

"Oh, he's an environmentalist all right....I hear he drives a prius and carpools with 20 of his closest friends."

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Keith Sydney

8:31 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Don't know if he is Democrat or Rebublican, but it doesn't matter there all clowns anyway.

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Mary Ocean

8:32 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Darien resident's unite together for the next election in 2015 with a new candidate against Mayor Weaver!!!! Bobo's a lock, the city is run like a circus anyway!!!!!!!

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Jay Weldon

8:44 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Some choose a dog and pony show this one likes to use balloons.

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forget me

8:52 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Now! Now ! Mr. Cook, quit clowning around & get to business!

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Maren

9:01 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011

After finishing top of his class at Clown College, Bobo decided to pursue his career in Acting.

He puts the "fun" in "federal funding"!

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Just Thinking Ahead

9:39 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011

I think I voted for him last year...but his name was Bozo then!

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Just Thinking Ahead

9:41 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011

I think I voted for him last year...but then his name was Bozo!

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Uncle Jesus

9:44 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011

"I don't know what he's talking about, but at least we know where he stands."

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Tim rice

9:46 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011

I guess there is even grade inflation in Clown College these days.

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Jim

10:13 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011

When we said the new candidate would have big shoes to fill...we should have been more specific on the other qualifications....

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JGMB

12:22 pm on Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Just letting you know that I think your caption is the funniest!

Jill

10:48 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011

"Which one is this again? They all look the same...."

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Ray

10:52 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011

"He's actually not bad, for an incumbent!"

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RF

11:00 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011

"I drank some of his Kool-Aid and now don't even care that he has no experience. Plus he promised no new taxes on balloons....just Christmas trees."

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Brenda Zych

11:01 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Hey, I thought this clown was being sent off to prison...

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Lauren Lawson

11:06 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011

"He knows how to make balloon animals?! I love those!"

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JLO

11:07 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011

I am running on a platform of Change in the County Executive office... see I've already changed a letter in my last name so you can tell the difference I will bring to the office from the last Bozo.

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forget me

11:12 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011

I swear I never saw those balloons before!

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forget me

11:13 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Larry King wants his suspenders back

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Erik Gustafson

11:21 am on Wednesday, November 9, 2011

"They say he was born in an elephant pen in the middle of Iowa. His birth certificate was written on a circus program and signed off by the circus Veterinarian. Well, at least there were witnesses that can confirm he was born in the US!" ... "Yeah, but he has shoes made by Deficit and balloons the shape of dollar signs!"

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Olddeegee

1:53 pm on Wednesday, November 9, 2011

"So then he proceeds to harass her by asking her to 'go clown' on him."

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ts

6:07 pm on Wednesday, November 9, 2011

The tea party loves this guy.He is white middle age man who wears a tie and writes in english

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Ken

7:36 pm on Wednesday, November 9, 2011

I hear that he has a long blood line of politicians in his family.

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Pat Gavros

9:09 pm on Wednesday, November 9, 2011

The candidate is the balloon.....full of hot air!

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jim birch

7:47 am on Thursday, November 10, 2011

I know we love him, but will the voters in the general election take him seriously?

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J Simon

12:41 pm on Thursday, November 10, 2011

You really have to admire his honesty!

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jaskie1505

4:10 pm on Thursday, November 10, 2011

No, he's not running for anything, he's Rick Perry's debate coach.

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Phil Besler

8:38 pm on Sunday, November 13, 2011

Wasn't this supposed to be the election to kick the Washington Insiders out?

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