Add the Punchline to Our Octopus Cartoon
If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.
Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your southwest suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!
At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.
Congratulations to Mike Bius, who provided the winning punchline to last week's horse comic:
I don't care if he WAS a gift, I am STILL going to check his mouth!
Mark Dehlinger
6:52 am on Wednesday, February 22, 2012
I said TENTICLES!
jaskie1505
7:27 am on Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Parents just don't think when they name their kids and the difficulties it may cause them while growing up Calamari. My parents called me Scalp.
Pat Browne
7:34 am on Wednesday, February 22, 2012
You say you can handle any job---but can you multitask???
Ken Duffy
7:43 am on Wednesday, February 22, 2012
I type 150 words per minute!
Nancy Simmons
8:14 am on Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Mr. illinois I have nothing left to give!!
Karen Tarazi
8:28 am on Wednesday, February 22, 2012
I don't care how many tentacles you have, you get only one unemployment check.
Sheila Morris
9:27 am on Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Just call me "Octomom"
kathi fincham
10:00 am on Wednesday, February 22, 2012
According to your references, you're a real "hands on" kinds of supervisor!
Jitters
10:25 am on Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Why can't I be a Blackhawks fan?
Kathy Olszewski
10:51 am on Wednesday, February 22, 2012
We are going to have to let you go. Unfortunately we will only be keeping the employees that are capable of multi-tasking.
Dinkamoe
12:20 pm on Wednesday, February 22, 2012
I still won't arm wrestle you!!
Ellis Maldonado
2:30 pm on Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Though I appreciate the subtle "you scratch my back, I scratch yours" offer, we have a strict policy against squid-pro-quo.
Christina Diamond
6:48 pm on Wednesday, February 22, 2012
"Yes, Mr. Octo, as we realize you can do the work of 8 people, we still find it financially beneficial to continue outsourcing to China."
Cindy
6:50 pm on Wednesday, February 22, 2012
One more question: Do your company offer ink insurance?
Dennis Sully Sullivan
6:57 pm on Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Don't give me that look, I caught you red handed stealing multiple company supplies alll at the same time.
Lucy
8:15 pm on Wednesday, February 22, 2012
I would REALLY like to give you the job but the ad specifically stated Octopus, not sextopus.
Miguel Sanchez
3:13 pm on Thursday, February 23, 2012
Worst Sharon Stone impression ever!!