Add the Punchline to Our Shark Restaurant Cartoon
If you've got wit, add your caption to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.
Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your southwest suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!
At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.
Congratulations to Andy Pech, who provided the winning punchline to last week's computer bear comic:
Honey, I think it's about time you tell him no matter how many times he hits the refresh button the Cubs are still going to be at 1 and 5.
Tom Manigan
7:23 am on Wednesday, April 18, 2012
Thanks for joining me for dinner. Nice dress! Is it cotton or nylon? I'm allergic to nylon.
Ronda Karnuth
7:30 am on Wednesday, April 18, 2012
No seriously, do have I have something in my teeth!
Alexie Aaron
8:29 am on Wednesday, April 18, 2012
I hear they only serve sustainable seafood here.
Dorian Lee McCombs
8:55 am on Wednesday, April 18, 2012
Um... It's really nice meeting you. But, I have to say... You don't really look like your profile picture...
Dan Kempen
9:03 am on Wednesday, April 18, 2012
Harvey, you said that you were going to start doing
the Weight Watchers program.
Lars
9:16 am on Wednesday, April 18, 2012
Red wine? Really? With Fish? What are you thinking?
Ellis Maldonado
10:12 am on Wednesday, April 18, 2012
...So that's when I decided to try blind dates. It always got ackward when I'd tell a lady I'd like to have her for dinner.
308_Parent
10:42 am on Wednesday, April 18, 2012
This is nice. I usually don't engage in much conversation after I say "CandyGram" and the door opens up.
Cheryl
11:28 am on Wednesday, April 18, 2012
....My first job was an internship with the Circuit Court, then I went into practice with a firm as a litigator, then I............
Tim Scully
11:44 am on Wednesday, April 18, 2012
no, no, I was in the fifth sequel, "Jaws vs. Rocky", I never met Roy Scheider.
Anapat
12:59 pm on Wednesday, April 18, 2012
I've been getting out more now that my new lipstick line has taken off
Richard R
4:37 pm on Thursday, April 19, 2012
Try the veal.......it is delishhhhhhhh!
Gloria Ballard
10:46 am on Thursday, April 19, 2012
Why do people think I am always out to get them?
Don't they see the real me?
I think I could eat tons of fish tonight!!!
Don't be suprised...I haven't had a fish dinner since we saw the movie Aquamarine!
Erin Gallagher
3:08 pm on Wednesday, April 18, 2012
No, that shade of lipstick doesn't make your teeth look too big.
Linda Kemp
4:37 pm on Thursday, April 19, 2012
Try the sushi I hear it's great!
Liz Copeland
4:38 pm on Thursday, April 19, 2012
You do realize there will be no second date.
HoodridgeTerp
4:38 pm on Thursday, April 19, 2012
I'm sorry I thought you said you were a great writer in your profile....I don't know how my parents would take an interspecies relationship.
John Moreli
11:27 am on Thursday, April 19, 2012
Hey sweetheart, don't bait me on!
Missing34
4:39 pm on Thursday, April 19, 2012
Shark? Heavens no, I'm just a dolphin
Greg Nelson
12:16 pm on Thursday, April 19, 2012
These Hunter and Pry relationships are really hard to get a handle on, just last month my Aunt was skewered at a Cubs & Marlins game.
Missing34
12:35 pm on Thursday, April 19, 2012
Shark? Heavens no, I'm just a Dolphin.
John Moreli
12:48 pm on Thursday, April 19, 2012
I'm glad I'm your new lawyer!
Missing34
4:15 pm on Thursday, April 19, 2012
Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.
Mike
11:06 pm on Thursday, April 19, 2012
Until you, I just felt like a fish out of water. Now, cheers to a classic pairing!
John & Deb Blumenstein
10:57 am on Friday, April 20, 2012
I am so tired of people associating us with lawyers - and whats with this professional courtesy stuff? I don't get it.
J. Allen
8:36 pm on Monday, April 23, 2012
Did you by any chance eat a peanut butter snickers?
genevaman
7:29 am on Thursday, May 3, 2012
I just don't get it. I know I am a shark, but I cast the shadow of a human.
Holly Haworth
1:46 pm on Sunday, November 4, 2012
How drunk was I when I asked you out?