Add the Punchline to Our Shark Comic
If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized proof.
Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your southwest suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!
At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.
Congratulations to Joshua Manchester, who provided the winning punchline to last week's comic:
Dear, this is the last time you get your recipe from Kathie Lee and Hoda.
Scott Simon
5:54 am on Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Looks like the village board is taking a bite out of crime.
Clay Hamm
7:00 am on Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Would anyone else like to share their opinion?
Robert Delaney
7:04 am on Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Does anyone else think my plan is a bad idea?
Tony
7:26 am on Wednesday, November 30, 2011
So much for chewing the fat, lets get to work.
Sylvia Anderson
7:40 am on Wednesday, November 30, 2011
If there are any other candidates for my job, please stand now!
Mike
8:55 am on Wednesday, November 30, 2011
5 out of 6 dentists recommend my treatment plan.
Mary 59
8:55 am on Wednesday, November 30, 2011
A little tough, but oh so good!
Stacy Tettemer
9:18 am on Wednesday, November 30, 2011
So then it is 5 out of 6 Dentists who recommend Shark Bite toothpaste.
Jay Weldon
9:23 am on Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Alright now that we have cut to the chase who wishes to voice their opinion next?
Laurie Findlay Williams
9:29 am on Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Well he couldn't have just said that he didn't agree, and shouldn't have said, "Bite Me"
Joan Ackerman
9:29 am on Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Go ahead and order lunch if you wish...I've already eaten
Joel Craig
9:31 am on Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Trustee Fay ponders if he, like Trustee Lamb just seconds ago, will also vote to deny Mr. G. White's backyard fence variance.
Paul Lark
9:41 am on Wednesday, November 30, 2011
and let me state for the record, No, that wasn't me on Shark Week. Anyone else going to bash my family?
Brandon
10:00 am on Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Herman cain just ate a snickers bar and i was hungry...killed two birds with one stone. Im not hungry anymore and hes not on the news anymore.
Jay VIrzi
10:30 am on Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Anyone else want to forget to bring the doughnuts in the future?
Gregg E. Littlejohn
10:52 am on Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Thought: I wonder if I can get Bob's corner office now that it's going to be vacant?
Amy Cesich
11:24 am on Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Any other republicans in the room?
Tastes like chicken.
Sara Knigge
11:30 am on Wednesday, November 30, 2011
What?! He was bait for work!
Richard R
11:35 am on Wednesday, November 30, 2011
No need to take a break for lunch......I just eat thanks.
G Risch
12:32 pm on Wednesday, November 30, 2011
As I said, we are down sizing the department.
It all comes out in the wash
12:46 pm on Wednesday, November 30, 2011
There I ate the evidence.....no one will ever know.
bernie cobb
4:18 pm on Wednesday, November 30, 2011
okay....who else disagrees with me?
Kerry Porazinski
5:18 pm on Wednesday, November 30, 2011
And than, there were 5 applicants.
Kerry Porazinski
5:43 pm on Wednesday, November 30, 2011
As you can see, a job opening has just become available.
Dennis Sully Sullivan
5:52 pm on Wednesday, November 30, 2011
I've always enjoyed Jimmy's Buffet
John & Deb Blumenstein
5:58 pm on Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Bob had a GREAT idea! Too bad I, um, missed brekkie...sorry.
Chris Geema Lenski
6:07 pm on Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Does anybody else think I'm fat?
Andy Norris
6:21 pm on Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Now that we know where BP stands its Chevrons turn to talk.
Cedgar
10:39 pm on Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Any OTHER trustees want to annoy me with smart, logical ways we could cut village spending?
Two Brothers
7:07 am on Thursday, December 1, 2011
What?! Jim was supposed to bring the donuts this morning, and this shark's gotta eat!
Archie "Moonlight" Graham
7:14 am on Thursday, December 1, 2011
Has anyone else not completed their TPS reports?
Cherie Johnson
7:29 am on Thursday, December 1, 2011
"Now that Mr. Seal is out of the room, I think we can talk frankly."
Brandon
1:33 pm on Friday, December 2, 2011
You are the weakest lawyer...goodbye!
patricia cornele
8:08 pm on Tuesday, December 13, 2011
I guess he shouldn't have eaten that peanut butter cup!
Steve
6:58 am on Wednesday, December 14, 2011
Let me chew on Stuarts ideas for a few moments.