Add the Punchline to Our Dog Debate Cartoon
If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.
Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your southwest suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!
At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.
Congratulations to Scratch on Patch, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Mitt-Newt ice fishing comic:
Bruce Wayne just wanted to get away. Then the Penguin, Joker, and Riddler had to ruin it.
CarolASK
7:25 am on Wednesday, February 1, 2012
I am the only true dog candidate and you, sir, are a DINO (dog in name only)!
Dave Bucher
7:42 am on Wednesday, February 1, 2012
I sniffed he heine, but I did not inhale!
Sharon Samuel
8:03 am on Wednesday, February 1, 2012
And futhermore gentlemen I believe your bark is worse than your bite! In other words, all talk and no action!
Brian O'Donnell
8:26 am on Wednesday, February 1, 2012
I'll stop callin' you "Mutt" if you stop callin' me "Neuter"!
Pickled Egg
9:09 am on Wednesday, February 1, 2012
"You can't claim that you've got any real experience as a dog until you've ridden in a car carrier, on TOP of the car!"
Peter Radabaugh
9:17 am on Wednesday, February 1, 2012
I said "Pull my finger!".
james craig
9:27 am on Wednesday, February 1, 2012
YOU SIR,have been known to hide from kittens and small children.
Big Country
9:41 am on Wednesday, February 1, 2012
I will let them fight it out and then I will be the only one standing.
Gregg E. Littlejohn
9:43 am on Wednesday, February 1, 2012
I saw you off leash just yesterday wandering around like some "long wolf."
Barbara Finnegan
9:56 am on Wednesday, February 1, 2012
Wanna make a bet, how about 10,000 dog treats.
Joel Craig
10:13 am on Wednesday, February 1, 2012
Yeah, well your mother's a b!#&$.
Brian
10:57 am on Wednesday, February 1, 2012
"I told you before and I'll tell you again, that wasn't my poop that I ate!"
Marilyn
11:50 am on Wednesday, February 1, 2012
Watch what your proposing, or I'll have to put you in a cage on the roof of car and take you on a road trip!
CL
12:25 pm on Wednesday, February 1, 2012
I CAN understand them, I tell you, and they talk about us ALL the time!
CL
12:37 pm on Wednesday, February 1, 2012
Ok, one more... "I say we have them where we want them and believe we CAN make THEM wear the collars!"
The Other Christine
1:50 pm on Wednesday, February 1, 2012
I worked hard as a seeing eye dog to build my fortune.
Unlike you, hanging out at the race track all day.
artistbob
3:06 pm on Wednesday, February 1, 2012
And you sir are merely a shill for Big Alpo.
Craig
3:39 pm on Wednesday, February 1, 2012
I can smell the catnip from here! You are a cat lover!
What a Deal!
7:10 pm on Wednesday, February 1, 2012
I can tell by those ears you are not a natural born American citizen.....
CL
7:29 pm on Wednesday, February 1, 2012
I don't have to be a bloodhound to know that was you! Don't give me that look ... 'silent', sure but still rancid! Garbage picker!
Kathy
5:12 pm on Thursday, February 2, 2012
I don't think that we should be kept on a leash while cat's walk freely among us !!
Brian
11:34 am on Sunday, February 5, 2012
Even if you could walk the walk and talk the talk...!
David McLean
12:53 pm on Sunday, February 5, 2012
EXCUSE MEEE! This is not a fire hydrant!
Scratch on Patch
8:17 pm on Tuesday, February 7, 2012
I'm going to beat you so bad that your Kibbles & Bits will resemble Beggin’ Strips.